What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?